aliciavikender:

He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged me, penniless, to the navel of this great country and found himself a newer, younger, bouncier cool girl. You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win.

Gone Girl (2014)



things I haven’t done in ages

1. been on this website
2. no seriously I was a mere 21 years of age the last time I used this site properly according to my about me but now I’m 24???? when??????? I aged?????????????



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I can’t wait for Eurovision

preachingamigo:

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number of people I can depend on not to fuck me over massively and ruin my life: like 2 probably

oh and my hamster



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and I’ve been underpaid by work WOOHOO



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incapable of sleep and i have to be up again for work in like 5 hours :’(



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santa:

missejoffe:

fuckyeahmiranda:

today in 6th period, it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. So when I finally walked in, I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office and I point my finger at her and said “no” AND THEN THUNDER CRACKLED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND THE POWER WENT OUT and just to freak out everyone, I whisper “666” and this girl screamed.

You have the power

why are we pretending that this actually happened





balfies:

fleurdemeth:

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in



“Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.”

Anne Frank’s Diary (via funeralfaerie)







thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.



nutmeg101:

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.



ICF