He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged me, penniless, to the navel of this great country and found himself a newer, younger, bouncier cool girl. You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win.
Gone Girl (2014)
1. been on this website
2. no seriously I was a mere 21 years of age the last time I used this site properly according to my about me but now I’m 24???? when??????? I aged?????????????
number of people I can depend on not to fuck me over massively and ruin my life: like 2 probably
oh and my hamster
incapable of sleep and i have to be up again for work in like 5 hours :’(
today in 6th period, it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. So when I finally walked in, I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office and I point my finger at her and said “no” AND THEN THUNDER CRACKLED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND THE POWER WENT OUT and just to freak out everyone, I whisper “666” and this girl screamed.
You have the power
why are we pretending that this actually happened
Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard
Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer
#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.